I came across this article that features a crap ton of hilariously awesome pick-up lines that are as the title alludes to… Harry Potter themed. Obviously, I love them (some are gold, others are merely bronze, but all are still creative) and thus, they needed to be added to my blog. Enjoy! Or don’t. Either way, I do.
1. Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.
2. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.
3. Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
4. Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that ass is magical!
5. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
6. Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.
7. Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!
8. Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
9. I don’t need accio to make you come.
10. What do you say we disapparate out of here?
11. I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.
12. I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.
13. You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
14. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
15. I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.
16. Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!
17. I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
18. We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
19. I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
20. The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
21. Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
22. I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
23. You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
24. Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.
25. Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
26. Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
27. Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.
28. Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
29. What do you say we go look for the Room of Requirement?
Over and out 😉